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I carried a package from Lafayette, Tennessee
All the way to New York City, New York,
And I set my helicopter down on a helipad
On the tallest building that I could find.
I affixed my cap, and I straightened my coat,
Walked over to the ledge,
And I watched all the fearful people living out their fearful lives and said,
"What the hell was wrong with OLD York?"
And a man came out the helipad he said,
"Whatchu doing there, landing there, on my helipad?"
I said "Now here's a list of all my crimes,
Arranged in colour by order of importance.
I killed the Bosnians in Serbia (Serbia!),
And I killed the Afghans in the London Underground."
I put a bag on his head and he screamed and he screamed
And he screamed and he screamed but he didn't make a sound, no.
I went down to Fifth Avenue,
Walked around with the people in their people suits.
A man came by in a rabbit suit,
He was selling batteries to pay for his internet shopping.
He asked for my Mastercard number,
He asked for my Mastercard name,
He asked for my Mastercard number,
He asked for all of my shame.
I said "My name is George Washington Mario,"
I said "My name is George Washington Mario,"
I said "My name is George Washington Mario, Mario.
My name is George Washington Mario."
I said "My name is George Washington Mario,"
I said "My name is George Washington Mario,"
I said "My name is George Washington Mario, Mario.
My name is George Washington Mario."
Maybe you've heard of my brothers?
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Hey man in the bus lane, whatchu doing in the bus lane? That shit got rims and a spoiler. That ain't no bus. You think that you're gonna get there fast,but consider all the people that you're driving past. They're working their time in the line, but you're on closed circuit and you're gonna get a fine. You're a deadset liar telling fibs to the State. You ain't no hero, you're a reprobate.
A-woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.
A-woah woah woah woah geez.
Hey man on the footpath, walk left on the footpath, walking wrong way on the footpath. You're gonna get in the way. You're not walking on the left like you should, you're gonna step on that poor woman's foot. She's just trying to get into her home and now you've broken broken broken broken broken broken broken broken all of her bones.
A-woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.
A-woah woah woah woah geez.
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